Blogging on a frequent basis is harder than I thought. I know that my tens of readers have been eagerly awaiting the conclusion post of my Paris trip. So, without further adieu...
Day 3 Day Trip:
After Jamie and I were successfully oriented to the city, we decided to leave and go on some day trips. First, we went to the palace in Versailles. This fixture of Western history is a must see when traveling to Paris. Versailles is super easy to get to because it is in a Paris suburb. Jamie and I took the subway and train. Total travel time was a little over an hour and cost about $3. We arrived at lunch time, so we went to a tasty tapas bar near the train station. What happened next was serendipity. A lovely couple from San Diego could not find the train station and we could not find the palace. We ran into each other, and together we were able re-orient ourselves. The best thing about the encounter was that the couple gave us their all access passes to Versailles. I know that this story sounds lame, but for real it was so awesome. The line to get into Versailles was 2+ hours and the all access tickets cost about $30 each. Here are some Versailles pics:
Versailles, it is too big to get in one photo.
Me rocking a cool walkman in the famous Hall of Mirrors. Jamie commented that self-guided audio tours are all the rage right now. I have to agree, they are everywhere. While I do like a live tour guide, the freedom of the audio guide is nice. I also think that the audio guides help manage the noisy crowds.
Me in front of the palace gardens. I was surprised by the lack of flowers.
Our second Day Trip was a Champaign tour. I have done several wine tours, but a Champaign tour was new. We booked our trip through Gray Line. We were surprised to find out that the prices online were more expensive than booking in the actual Paris Gray Line office. The Champaign tour involved a tour of the Reims Cathedral and a tour and tasting at the G.H. Mumm and Moet & Chandon cellars. Here is what I learned from the day trip: 1) Reims is an ancient city that was once larger than Paris. 2) All of the kings in France used to be crowned in the Reims Cathedral. 3) The city and Cathedral were badly damaged during WWI. 4) Making Champaign is a lot like making wine, except that it has about 12 extra steps 5) The Moet & Chandon people have more money than god. Here are the pics from the day:

This is kind of a silly picture, but you can see how cool the cellars are.

Jamie inside a chalk cellar

Jamie enjoying a chocolate croissant. Doesn't she look great in this picture?
That evening Jamie and I went on a Fat Tire Night Bike Tour. Fat Tire Bikes is a top 5 Paris attraction according to Trip Advisor. The owner is an Aggie who knows that the recipe for success is hiring attractive co-eds to serve as tour guides. Our guide was a bubbly 23-year-old girl from Philly. Her style worked well for our group, but I believe that the lighthearted tour guides of Fat Tire might annoy some people. For example, our guide abused the phrase get excited and her historical narrative was lacking. However, her enthusiasm was genuine and some girls I know might say she has a heart of gold. The bike ride was overall very enjoyable. We went on a Sunday night, so there were few cars/buses/taxis/people to compete with. Granted, a mob of 18 bikes is a force to reckoned with. The city was beautiful at night. The coolest part of the tour was cycling through the courtyard of the Louvre. We took a break about half way through for ice cream. The tour ended with a river cruise and wine. Overall, I would recommend this activity.
Day 5:
We spent the morning at the Louvre and the afternoon shopping in the Latin Quarter. The Latin Quarter is home to many old universities and it gets its name from the fact that the Latin language was once widely spoken in the area. The evening of Day 5 was spent at a show at the Moulin Rouge. We went to dinner before hand at Un Zebre a Montmart. This place is delicious! The prix fix is about 23 Euros, you can't beat that.
I love this windmill

Baked camembert with honey and pine nuts. Obviously, I am pleased.

Two friends after a show