Week in Review

Blogland, I am going to be straight with you, this week has been kind of lousy. Luckily, there were some one liners that got me through. Enjoy! 

Brent: That's good parenting right?

Erin: No, that is terrible parenting.

Evil woman at DFW: We cannot help you here. You need to leave.

Angela from The Office: Look, I hate to be "that person," but I just don't like the general spirit of music. 

McDonald's  Employee: We do not serve lunch until 11 o'clock.

Me: It is 10:58.

McDonald's Employee: We are not ready. You can return at 11 o'clock.

Mother: I saw another fat and sassy caterpillar in the garden today. That's a good sign.  

Emma: Brooke, do you want to know how old I am? I am 6 & 11/4.